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A old man saves his money all of his life and decides to build him a little slice of heaven here on earth. He plants trees, digs out a pond, stocks it with fish and puts a picnic table out there.

He goes out there one day with a bucket full of beer, a fishing pole and another bucket to put his fish in. He hears people screaming and runs over the hill to find several sets of women's clothes on the picnic table and several young women skinny dipping in his pond.

He yells for them to get out of his pond, and one girl yells back "No you just come out here to see us naked." The old man yells "I didn't come out here to see you naked, I didn't even know you was here." The old man then holds up the 2 buckets in his hands and says "I just come out to feed my pet aligator." With that all of the women run out of the pool.
 

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Smart fella! :lol: :thumb:
 

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