[jpark]

A budget is just a method of worrying before you spend money, as well as afterward.

 

[Dasha]

If #2 pencils are the most popular, are they still #2?

 

[jpark]

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

 

[Squishy]

Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day

 

[PollKat]

Anyone who stops learning is old, whether at twenty or eighty. Anyone who keeps learning stays young. The greatest thing in life is to keep your mind young.

And, Our childern are the eyes of a future, that we will never see............

 

[jpark]

Error, no keyboard. Press F1 to continue.

:bill:

 

[PollKat]

"Houston, we've had a problem. (Apollo 13 Mission)

 

[jpark]

Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor.

 

[MadMax]

"I never had sexual relations with that woman"...Bill Clinton

 

[Stryford]

"Sounds like somebody's got a case of the Mondays!"
-Office Space

"You get your *** kicked for saying something like that."
-Office Space

 

[jpark]

(I love Office Space!)

For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.

 

[PollKat]

I didn't inhale and never tried it again." -Bill Clinton

 

[jpark]

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

 

[MadMax]

Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking.

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Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking.

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Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

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Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines

 

[jpark]

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

 

[Dasha]

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

:doh:

 

[jpark]

:hyst:

A closed mouth gathers no foot.

 

[MadMax]

Better to say nothing and be thought a fool, then to speak and remove all doubt."

 

[Charles]

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

I resemble that remark!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :hyst:

 

[jpark]

A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.