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A budget is just a method of worrying before you spend money, as well as afterward.
 

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If #2 pencils are the most popular, are they still #2?
 

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Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
 

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Anyone who stops learning is old, whether at twenty or eighty. Anyone who keeps learning stays young. The greatest thing in life is to keep your mind young.

And, Our childern are the eyes of a future, that we will never see............
 

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Error, no keyboard. Press F1 to continue.

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Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor.
 

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"I never had sexual relations with that woman"...Bill Clinton
 

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"Sounds like somebody's got a case of the Mondays!"
-Office Space

"You get your *** kicked for saying something like that."
-Office Space
 

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(I love Office Space!)

For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.
 

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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
 

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Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking.

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He who laughs last thinks slowest.
 

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jpark said:
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
:doh:
 

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Better to say nothing and be thought a fool, then to speak and remove all doubt."
 

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jpark said:
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
I resemble that remark!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :hyst:
 

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A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
 
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