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MadMax said:
Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking.

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Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking.

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Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

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Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines
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This one and Dilbert are winning so far I think...
 
Nothing in life is so exhilarating as to be shot at without result. - Winston Churchill
 
"In theory, theory and practice are the same, but in practice they're not." - actual rocket scientist John Rummel, NASA
 
jpark said:
"The Artist Formerly Known as NoBoundInJax?"

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Thank you thank you.

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Better to die on your feet than to live on your knees! - Old Klingon Proverb
 
Kiki said:
EricInJax said:
Better to die on your feet than to live on your knees! - Old Klingon Proverb
That depends on if you are praying or surrendering...
I don't think Klingons spend much time surrendering OR praying, to be honest lol
 
One of my friends once said (completely sober too, I swear): I am the squeaky wheel that is the missing link!
 
"She's not like the rest of them." "Everyone's like the rest, that's why they're the rest of them." Two characters off the TV show Heroes
 
For all the ladies:

"Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily this is not difficult." Charlotte Whitton, mayor of Ottawa, 1963
 
You can't fix stupid.
 
I saw a kid wearing a T-shirt with this slogan:

Enough with the learning already!
 
jpark said:
Set up your webcam so we can all watch!

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But go ahead anyways! :thumb:
 
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