One-liners

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Discussion Starter · Mar 6, 2008

A budget is just a method of worrying before you spend money, as well as afterward.

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The first thing to do in life is to do with purpose what one purposes to do.

- Pablo Picasso

ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
(Taken from actual court transcripts.)

ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the
moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.

... mostly when I reminisce with strangers.

:bill:

:doh:

:bump:

Did you here...FedEx and UPS are merging. Yeah, really, naming it FedUp.

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