[RobtRoma]

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

 

[RobtRoma]

Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise', I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

 

[RobtRoma]

If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.

 

[RobtRoma]

We all get heavier as we get older because there's a lot more information in our heads.
(That's my story and I'm sticking to it)

 

[stone]

What the eye doesn't see, the heart wont grieve.

 

[Colleen]

A fool is a 27 story window-washer who steps back to admire his work. :shock:

 

[jpark]

:lol:

All generalizations are false, including this one.

:bill:

 

[Scooter Scott]

Mondays...

:bill:

 

[jpark]

Have you ever stopped to think, and then forgotten to start again?

:bill:

 

[futameca]

... mostly when I reminisce with strangers.

:bill:

 

[abide01]

don't hold in your farts, they travel up your spine, and that's where [email protected]!y ideas come from.

 

[futameca]

:doh:

 

[stone]

Why do gorillas have big fingers?

Because they have big nostrils :lol:

 

[futameca]

:bump:

Did you here...FedEx and UPS are merging. Yeah, really, naming it FedUp.