[Sidewinder117]

Paychecks: Proof that your boss has a sense of humor.

 

[jpark]

Energizer Bunny arrested and charged with battery.

 

[Scooter Scott]

 

[Scooter Scott]

 

[Ajax]

Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking.

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Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking.

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Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

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Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines

:clap: :clap: :clap:

This one and Dilbert are winning so far I think...

 

[Ajax]

Nothing in life is so exhilarating as to be shot at without result. - Winston Churchill

 

[Ajax]

"In theory, theory and practice are the same, but in practice they're not." - actual rocket scientist John Rummel, NASA

 

[jpark]

"The Artist Formerly Known as NoBoundInJax?"

:clap:

 

[jpark]

Never ask a barber if he thinks you need a haircut.

 

[Ajax]

"The Artist Formerly Known as NoBoundInJax?"

:clap:

Thank you thank you.

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Better to die on your feet than to live on your knees! - Old Klingon Proverb

 

[Kiki]

"The Artist Formerly Known as NoBoundInJax?"

:clap:

Thank you thank you.

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Better to die on your feet than to live on your knees! - Old Klingon Proverb

That depends on if you are praying or surrendering...

 

[Ajax]

Better to die on your feet than to live on your knees! - Old Klingon Proverb

That depends on if you are praying or surrendering...

I don't think Klingons spend much time surrendering OR praying, to be honest lol

 

[CrashNburn]

do farts have lumps? cause if not, i just sh*t my pants

 

[Kiki]

do farts have lumps? cause if not, i just sh*t my pants

Let's keep it clean, OK?

 

[Dasha]

Too late for his pants! :worry:

 

[jpark]

:shock2:

 

[CrashNburn]

sorry.

 

[Kiki]

sorry.

No worries! It's all good. :mrgreen:

 

[jpark]

Not if his pants didn't survive.

 

[Kiki]

We're not gonna discuss the pants...don't even want to think about the pants...