[jpark]

:topic:

[ducking]

How does Teflon stick to the pan?

 

[Kiki]

:topic:

[ducking]

How does Teflon stick to the pan?

Smarty pants!

 

[Ajax]

One of my friends once said (completely sober too, I swear): I am the squeaky wheel that is the missing link!

 

[jpark]

:clap:

I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.

 

[CrashNburn]

why do i need to have patience? im not a Doctor

 

[Crazy Old Man]

I was forlorn because I had no cane until I saw a man who had no spats

 

[Ajax]

"She's not like the rest of them." "Everyone's like the rest, that's why they're the rest of them." Two characters off the TV show Heroes

 

[Ajax]

For all the ladies:

"Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily this is not difficult." Charlotte Whitton, mayor of Ottawa, 1963

 

[weebee]

The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.
Franklin P. Jones

 

[weebee]

Remember that as a teenager you're in the last stage of your life in which you are happy to hear the phone is for you.

 

[Crazy Old Man]

How did they ever get the wagons accross the desert without ducttape and WD 40?

 

[MadMax]

How did they ever get the wagons accross the desert without ducttape and WD 40?

...not to mention liquid nails.

 

[jpark]

...and super glue.

 

[jpark]

Gargling is a good way to see if your throat leaks.

:bill:

 

[Ajax]

You can't fix stupid.

 

[Ajax]

I saw a kid wearing a T-shirt with this slogan:

Enough with the learning already!

 

[Kiki]

I saw a kid wearing a T-shirt with this slogan:

Enough with the learning already!

Well, that's all you need to know then...

 

[CrashNburn]

hope this isnt a repeat..

if its called common sense why is it not so common??

 

[Kiki]

hope this isnt a repeat..

if its called common sense why is it not so common??

Hey, if it's a repeat, is it from the Department of Redundancy Department?

 

[jpark]

What happens if you get scared half-to-death, twice?