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A gentleman had an Italian mistress for years when she informed him she was pregnant.
He then told her that, if she wanted to go back to Italy to secretly have her baby, he would take care of both of them up to the 18th anniversary of the baby.
- "but how will you know the baby is born ?"
- "simply send me a telegram with the word "spaghetti" only and I will understand".
Nine months later, the wife of the man goes to him :
- "look, you just received a telegram I don't understand"
So he looks at the paper and this is what he reads :
- "spaghetti, spaghetti, spaghetti, two with meat balls, one without...please send more sauce".

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:lol: I've heard that one before... In that vein:

An Italian is drinking in a New York bar when he gets a call on his cell phone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and orders a round of drinks for everybody in the bar announcing his wife had produced a typical Italian baby boy weighing 20 pounds.

Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 20 pounds, but the Italian guy just shrugs, "Dat'sa about average backa home, I said, atsa my boy, a typical Italian bambino."

Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of "WOW" woman actually fainted due to sympathy pains.

Two weeks later he returns to the bar.

The bartender says, "Say you're the father of that typical Italian baby that weighed 20 pounds at birth. Everybody's been making bets about how big he'd be in two weeks. So how much does he weigh now?"

The proud father answers, "He's a Fifteen pound."

The bartender is puzzled, concerned, and a little suspicious. "What happened? He already weighed 20 pounds the day he was born!"

The Italian father takes a long swig of Sambuca, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says.....

"We had him circumcised!"

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