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A gentleman had an Italian mistress for years when she informed him she was pregnant.
He then told her that, if she wanted to go back to Italy to secretly have her baby, he would take care of both of them up to the 18th anniversary of the baby.
- "but how will you know the baby is born ?"
- "simply send me a telegram with the word "spaghetti" only and I will understand".
Nine months later, the wife of the man goes to him :
- "look, you just received a telegram I don't understand"
So he looks at the paper and this is what he reads :
- "spaghetti, spaghetti, spaghetti, two with meat balls, one without...please send more sauce".
He then told her that, if she wanted to go back to Italy to secretly have her baby, he would take care of both of them up to the 18th anniversary of the baby.
- "but how will you know the baby is born ?"
- "simply send me a telegram with the word "spaghetti" only and I will understand".
Nine months later, the wife of the man goes to him :
- "look, you just received a telegram I don't understand"
So he looks at the paper and this is what he reads :
- "spaghetti, spaghetti, spaghetti, two with meat balls, one without...please send more sauce".
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