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Politically Correct Greeting

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Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.

We also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2011, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make Canada great. Not to imply that Canada is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only country in the Western Hemisphere. Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, or religious faith of the recipient of said wish.

By accepting these greetings, you are accepting the aforementioned terms as stated. This greeting is not subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for herself/himself/others, and is void where prohibited by law and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.
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Surf_City said:
Non Offensive haha
Yeah! :yahoo:
Dasha said:
RobtRoma said:
I'm actually offended by the original post :D

Yeah!! Me too!! :rant:
Sorry. eh
RobtRoma said:
onthelam said:
Sorry. eh
No need to be... Not offended by the poster or the fact that it was posted. I'm offended that so many people are so easily offended that someone would feel the need to write something like that... :wacko:
It's OK, I'm not actually sorry, just trying to bring the thread back to the theme of the board that it's posted in!
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