[jpark]

Why do we park on a driveway, yet drive on a parkway?

 

[jpark]

Jumbo shrimp?

 

[jpark]

Jumbo shrimp!

 

[jpark]

:lol:

"If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito."

- Author unknown

 

[jpark]

Doesn't that depend on how old the Jello is?

:bill:

 

[jpark]

:lol: :clap:

By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.

 

[jpark]

"Failure is not an option. It's bundled with your software"

:lol: :clap:

I just knew that you could relate to that one JP !!! :yes:

Bu the way, Thanks again for everything that you do for us !!!! :yes: :thumb:

You're very welcome!

(and yes, I can relate to that one almost hourly! :wall: :cuss: :wall: :cuss: :wall: :censor: :wall: :cuss: )

 

[jpark]

I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory for me.

 

[jpark]

Darn it.

Now NYS and FL will both probably follow suit and deny my app for WTF-I812...

:lol:

 

[jpark]

Someone around here has a silver Grand Am with NYS plate # NVW SSV.

And they have the front plate installed upside-down.

Obviously a Seinfeld fan...

:lol:

 

[jpark]

I'm guessing that the back plate is right-side up so that the authorities don't pull him over after they see it from... er... um... behind.

:bill:

 

[jpark]

If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, and 365 days a year, then why are there locks on the doors?

 

[jpark]

If a black box in a plane is indestructible, why isn't the whole plane made from the same material?

:bill:

 

[jpark]

If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?

 

[jpark]

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

 

[jpark]

Why are flotation devices under plane seats, instead of parachutes?

 

[jpark]

Why is there an expiration date on a sour cream container?

 

[jpark]

If someone invented instant water, what would they mix it with?

:bill:

 

[jpark]

I can change anyone's name easily here.

$500, please.

:lol:

 

[jpark]

Sure... 500 of 'em.

:bill: