[Dasha]

Here's a place for inspirational, funny, or thought-provoking quotations or stories.
(Include author, if known)
You guys made me think of this...

Walk with the dreamers, the believers, the courageous, the cheerful, the planners, the doers, the successful people with their heads in the clouds and their feet on the ground. Let their spirit ignite a fire within you to leave this world better than when you found it...

- Wilfred Peterson

 

[Dasha]

Things that make you go hmmm......

 

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Oh yes, please!

 

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Why is a strike a good thing in bowling but a bad thing in baseball??

 

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To write with a broken pencil is pointless.

 

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How come we choose from just two people to run for president and over fifty for Miss America ?

 

[Dasha]

If 7 11 is open 24hrs 365 days then why is there doors locks...

Did you know there is no possible way for you to lick your elbow.(and i know your trying :lol: )

Funny little story i thought i would share,

We were remodeling our house and we had a pile of flooring boards stacked up in living room to acclamate to weather and my dad happened to stack it right in front of the recliner,so one night my mom was aggravated she tried to recline and it would hit the wood pile,So i was sitting there watching and listening to her b**ch* so i said just move it.

So she gets up and begins to move the big pile of wood flooring,I was laughing and said mom, what u doing?.She says moving the pile so i can recline, i said for real? Why not just move the recliner back 2 inches instead..LOL She felt dumb,she was gonna move the whole pile of wood instead of just moving the recliner back a couple inches....

:bang:

:lol:

 

[Dasha]

Wow, that's deep, stone. :thumb: :thumb:

Gonna have to give Trance a listen...