[MadMax]

Why do our feet smell and our nose runs?

 

[MadMax]

"The bitterness of poor quality remains, long after the sweetness of low price has been forgotten". I came across it at a furniture shop many years ago.

...or more commonly known as "You get what you pay for."

 

[MadMax]

Blessed be the cracked, for they let in the light.

Author Unknown

....Blessed be the cracked!?....Whitney Houston

Bobbbbbyyyy!!

 

[MadMax]

I been there and done that too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :wall: :wall: :wall: :fire:

I am at the tail end of it myself. Has been a rough ride at times. We do survive it though !! :lol:

I will never forget one day when my Mom called me and I started telling her about what I was going through. Would you believe that she laughed at me !! She says to me , "you don't know how long I have waited for this ". Pay back time !! :lol:

:hyst: I remember calling my parents after a particularly rough day with the kids and all I said was "I'm sorry" my Mom said, "For what?" I replied, "For being a kid!"

"The best way to raise children is to bury them when they're twelve and dig 'em up when they're twenty-one."

......author, Bill Cosby

 

[MadMax]

How do you tell when yoy run out of invisable Ink??

Easy, It doesn't disappear.

 

[MadMax]

:lol: :clap:

By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.

:lol:

"I can't be out of money, I still have checks."

 

[MadMax]

The light at the end of the tunnel is usually a train coming right at you.

 

[MadMax]

The worst events in our lives are the ones we never see coming... So are the best.

 

[MadMax]

Reminds me of the most famous tag to be recalled...4NAK8T :lol:

 

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Someone around here has a silver Grand Am with NYS plate # NVW SSV.

And they have the front plate installed upside-down.

Obviously a Seinfeld fan...

:lol:

Oh, that's a good one.

 

[MadMax]

Errr..............Seriously..............What's wrong with it?

...Turn it upside and look at it.

 

[MadMax]

why do chickens have wings and are considered birds, but they cant fly :wall:

The same reason that men have nipples? :shrug:

 

[MadMax]

:doh: Ok, BC WTF= What The F***

02, turn it upside down. :wall:

 

[MadMax]

:doh: Ok, BC WTF= What The F***

02, turn it upside down. :wall:

OK so im going to flip my computer screen to see it... :hyst:

How did I know that?

 

[MadMax]

:lol: :clap:

So, did you get it??

 

[MadMax]

im with bc i know what WTF means but the rest

But...huh?

 

[MadMax]

Money will buy a fine dog, but only kindness will make him wag his tail. :heart:

:clap: :thumb:

 

[MadMax]

Money will buy a fine dog, but only kindness will make him wag his tail. :heart:

:clap: :thumb:

How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?

I had one of those. Always slept with the lights on, then suddenly turned into a vampire. :shrug:

 

[MadMax]

Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have thousands of OLD LADIES running around with tattoos? (And RAP music will be the Golden Oldies!)

40 years? I live in Florida, there are already "old ladies" with tattoos. :barf: Of course a 28 year old woman is actually 60 in ******* years.