[Dasha]

To write with a broken pencil is pointless.

 

[Colleen]

" The mind is like a parachute
It only works when open."

 

[Dasha]

How come we choose from just two people to run for president and over fifty for Miss America ?

 

[Colleen]

" Let me give so much time to the improvement of myself that I shall have no time to criticize others." (Dean Cresham)

 

[jpark]

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

 

[Colleen]

" There is nothing we like to see so much as the gleam of pleasure in a person's eye when he feels that we have sympathized with him, understood him. At these moments something fine and spiritual passes between two friends. These are the moments worth living."

Author Unknown

 

[jpark]

This thread needed to be dusted off.



How can you tell when you're running out of invisible ink?

 

[RobtRoma]

If a dog barks in the woods and no one can hear him, is he still a bad dog?

 

[jbone2470]

If 7 11 is open 24hrs 365 days then why is there doors locks...

Did you know there is no possible way for you to lick your elbow.(and i know your trying :lol: )

Funny little story i thought i would share,

We were remodeling our house and we had a pile of flooring boards stacked up in living room to acclamate to weather and my dad happened to stack it right in front of the recliner,so one night my mom was aggravated she tried to recline and it would hit the wood pile,So i was sitting there watching and listening to her bitch so i said just move it.

So she gets up and begins to move the big pile of wood flooring,I was laughing and said mom, what u doing?.She says moving the pile so i can recline, i said for real? Why not just move the recliner back 2 inches instead..LOL She felt dumb,she was gonna move the whole pile of wood instead of just moving the recliner back a couple inches....

:bang:

 

[Charles]

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

Or Alaska for that matter... :shrug:

http://www.alaskaroads.com/Interstate-ends.htm

 

[Dasha]

If 7 11 is open 24hrs 365 days then why is there doors locks...

Did you know there is no possible way for you to lick your elbow.(and i know your trying :lol: )

Funny little story i thought i would share,

We were remodeling our house and we had a pile of flooring boards stacked up in living room to acclamate to weather and my dad happened to stack it right in front of the recliner,so one night my mom was aggravated she tried to recline and it would hit the wood pile,So i was sitting there watching and listening to her b**ch* so i said just move it.

So she gets up and begins to move the big pile of wood flooring,I was laughing and said mom, what u doing?.She says moving the pile so i can recline, i said for real? Why not just move the recliner back 2 inches instead..LOL She felt dumb,she was gonna move the whole pile of wood instead of just moving the recliner back a couple inches....

:bang:

:lol:

 

[stone]

I am partial, to the " Trance " genre music.
Armin van Buuren and Tiesto.
Quite a few other producers also.

It is very uplifting. :yes:
There are, female ' trance ' vocalists i like.
For example: Aruna.Marcella Woods.
Mavie Marcos.
Jan Johnston
Sarah Mc Lachlan.

When listening to Trance , my ' ponder this ' thought is..............

" I believe, that our inner self has a frequency "
" This frequency is connected to our aura "
" It all, relates to the cosmic universe ". :thumb:

 

[Dasha]

Wow, that's deep, stone. :thumb: :thumb:

Gonna have to give Trance a listen...