[Charles]

I was driving home this afternoon and I noticed several cars parked in the center turn lane. In the outside lane was a 6 foot gator who had decided to meet his maker.

I did not get a picture of said road kill but there were several people who were eyeing dinner. :stifle:

:shock:

 

[PollKat]

Gator - Taters, EH! But, how on earth do you hit one of those? I mean, I can understand hitting deer, squirrels, possums etc. But Gators? There big, long and fairly slow. Never mind explaining, people up here hit parked cars, for no apparent reason....... :shrug:

 

[Charles]

Why did the gator cross the 5 lane highway??

To get to the other side of course!!! :doh:

 

[weebee]

Can't gators be pretty darn fast when they want to be?

 

[Blood Junkie]

Can't gators be pretty darn fast when they want to be?

Obviously not. :hyst:

 

[Dasha]

Why did the gator cross the 5 lane highway??

To get to the other side of course!!! :doh:

What's a gator's favorite drink??

Gatorade!

What do hurt gators need??

Gatoraid!!

Me so funny!! :lol:

 

[jonas1022]

 

[camusdarrach]

What's a gator's favorite drink??

Gatorade!

What do hurt gators need??

Gatoraid!!

Me so funny!! :lol:

:doh:
Out of curiosity, who skinned the 'gator ??? Crocodile shoes, anyone ??????

 

[jonas1022]

A mature alligator brain is the size of a jaw breaker.

 

[Surfscape]

A mature alligator brain is the size of a jaw breaker.

...But tastes like chicken :thumb:

 

[MadMax]

A mature alligator brain is the size of a jaw breaker.

...But tastes like chicken :thumb:

It does, but a little chewy. A gator never stops growing.

 

[jonas1022]

A mature alligator brain is the size of a jaw breaker.

...But tastes like chicken :thumb:

It does, but a little chewy. A gator never stops growing.

Apparently it's brain stops growing somewhere along the way...

 

[jpark]

Yup, sometime after the first two hours.

:bill:

 

[jonas1022]

I was thinking that Grackel would be a tasty bite for someone to eat. And apparently I am not far wrong. They used to be called black birds. And who has not heard of four and twenty blackbirds...