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A bloke walks into a Glasgow library and says to the prim librarian, "Excuse me Miss, dey ye hiv ony books on suicide?"

To which she stops doing her tasks, looks at him over the top of her glasses and says, "Fook off, ye'll no bring it back!"
 

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That's funny :lol:
 

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I shouldn't be laughing at that, but that cracked me up. :yahoo:
 

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Another Scottish joke...

An Englishman pops in to see his friend in a Glasgow tenement, he pulls up outside in his 7 Series BMW.

A wee ned standing on the street says. "Hey Mister, Gi' us 20 quid, and I'll make sure nabody touches ya car"

The man responds. "Oh that's OK, I've left my dog on the back seat, I don't think anyone would touch it with him in there." while pointing to his German Shephard.

"Aye" replies the ned "but canne put oot fires?".

:lol:
 

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