A week after their marriage, the ******* newlyweds, Bubba and Sweet Pea, paid a visit to their doctor.\n\n "You ain't gonna believe this, Doc," said Bubba. "My thingy's turnin' blue."\n\n "That's pretty unusual," said the doctor. "Let me examine you."\n\nThe doctor takes a look. Sure enough, Bubba's "thingy" really was blue.\n\nThe doctor turns to the wife, "Are you using the diaphragm that I prescribed for you?"\n\n"Yep, shore am," she replied brightly.\n\n "And what kind of jelly are you using with it?"\n\n "Grape", she said.