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A week after their marriage, the ******* newlyweds, Bubba and Sweet Pea, paid a visit to their doctor.

"You ain't gonna believe this, Doc," said Bubba. "My thingy's turnin' blue."

"That's pretty unusual," said the doctor. "Let me examine you."

The doctor takes a look. Sure enough, Bubba's "thingy" really was blue.

The doctor turns to the wife, "Are you using the diaphragm that I prescribed for you?"

"Yep, shore am," she replied brightly.

"And what kind of jelly are you using with it?"

"Grape", she said.
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