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A couple had been married for over 25 years. One day the husband went back to his house he found that his wife had disappeared. He got very worried and gathered up all his friends to search for his wife but they met with no success.

Two days after his wife disappeared the man returned home to find her in the kitchen. He asked her what she has been up to and why she hasn't been home for so long.

She replied, "These four men kidnapped me and had wild sex with me for a week."

The husband answered, "But it's only been two days! What do you mean a week?"

"Oh," explained the wife, "I'm only here to get something to eat."

:bill: :shock:
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