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A guy walks into a bar down south
> and orders a white wine.
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> All the hillbillies sitting around the bar look up,
> expecting to see some
> pitiful Yankee from the north.
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> The bartender says, "You ain't from around here, are ya?"
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> The guy says, "No, I'm from Canada."
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> The bartender says, "What do you do in Canada?"
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> The guy says, "I'm a taxidermist."
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> The bartender says, "A taxidermist? What's a taxidermist?
> Do you drive a
> taxi?"
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> "No, a taxidermist doesn't drive a taxi... I mount
> animals."
>
> The bartender grins and hollers, "It's okay boys. He's one
> of us."
 

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