[LEO_Escape]

I'll start, then each person chime in one after the other and add to it. Here we go....

This morning when I stepped outside to go to work, I looked at the Escape and saw.....

(I'm bored at work)

 

[stone]

How attractive it looks after a detail.
The recent accessory appears quite snazzy.
The neighbour, likes my escape and replied with "...........

 

[ross]

damn that escape looks awsome how can I get one

 

[JIMMYJOHN]

So I replyed "run to your nearest Ford Dealer and tell them Leo sent you". :shades:

 

[stone]

The neighbour, ventured over to Ford dealership.
Mr. and Mrs. neighbour, were admiring the escapes, mariners and tributes.
So many models and colours to choose from.

The car yard sales rep, approached her potential customers.
Leos neighbours, were pleasantly surprised.
They did not, expect a lady car sales rep.

 

[ross]

after chatting with the sales lady Mrs. Neighbour they realized they were distant cousins
and got one heck of a deal

 

[rehctelf]

When the Neighbours got home they showed me their nice new Escape sport and suddenly mine started to look a little less sparkley, even after that nice detailing. It was then that I decided ...

 

[stone]

To trade in, on a later model escape.