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Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as
her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.

The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together
at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to writhe in agony.

The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to
apologize.

'Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist and I know I could
relieve your pain if you'd allow me, she told him.

'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the man replied He
was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands
there at his groin.

At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently
took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and
put her hands inside.

She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments
and asked, 'How does that feel'?

He replied: 'It feels great, but I think my thumb's still broken!'
 

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:hyst: :hyst: :hyst: Glad I was liquid free at the last line.
 

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wish my last physio therapist was like that. cause she was smokin!!!!! :wave:
 

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futameca said:
:hyst: :hyst: :hyst: Glad I was liquid free at the last line.
I wasn't so lucky.

 

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:lol:

Is that Chrysler 300 sticking it's tongue out?
 

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Yes.

It spits glass instead of liquid when it reads something that's uncontrollably funny.
 
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