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A Texas cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. "Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.

"Well, i can think of one thing," the cowboy offers. "Once, on a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers, who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him in his face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, "Now, back off ! Or I'll kick the #$%$)@ out of all of you !" :BB2 :BB2 :BB2

St. Peter was impressed, "When did this happen?"

"Just a couple minutes ago!"
 

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Dasha said:
That's not funny. Poor Texan. :('
What are you talking about. Miss Dasha, he died defendin' the honor of a women. A brave Texan for sure! :hyst:
 
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