[Blood Junkie]

A woman returns home from her Doctor's appointment. She's jumping up and down and starts removing her clothes.

"Do you know how ridiculous you look"? Says her Husband.
"I don't care. I had a Mammogram today, and the Doctor says I have the breasts of an 18 year old".
"But what did he say about your 42 year old arse"?
"Your name didn't come up".



*An 'Arse' is a British '***'. I did write ***, but it got asterisked out....

 

[stone]

:lol:

 

[jpark]

:hyst: :hyst: :hyst: :hyst: :clap:

 

[RobtRoma]

I read this out to the girls at my office and their reaction was :lol: :hyst:

 

[jpark]

...and they've probably memorized it for future reference.

:lol:

 

[Colleen]

:hyst: :hyst: :clap: :clap: :clap:

 

[jonas1022]

:lol: :lol:

Not too bad. I wouldn't tell it to any woman that I work with, it may be used later...on me!

 

[Dasha]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[abide01]

:lol: :hyst: :clap: