A woman returns home from her Doctor's appointment. She's jumping up and down and starts removing her clothes.
"Do you know how ridiculous you look"? Says her Husband.
"I don't care. I had a Mammogram today, and the Doctor says I have the breasts of an 18 year old".
"But what did he say about your 42 year old arse"?
"Your name didn't come up".
*An 'Arse' is a British '***'. I did write ***, but it got asterisked out....