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A woman returns home from her Doctor's appointment. She's jumping up and down and starts removing her clothes.

"Do you know how ridiculous you look"? Says her Husband.
"I don't care. I had a Mammogram today, and the Doctor says I have the breasts of an 18 year old".
"But what did he say about your 42 year old arse"?
"Your name didn't come up".


*An 'Arse' is a British '***'. I did write ***, but it got asterisked out....
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I read this out to the girls at my office and their reaction was :lol: :hyst:
...and they've probably memorized it for future reference.

:lol: :lol:

Not too bad. I wouldn't tell it to any woman that I work with, it may be used later...on me!
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