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There was a little old lady, who every morning. stepped onto her front
porch, raised her arms to the sky, and shouted: "Praise the Lord!"

One day an atheist moved into the house next door. He became irritated
at the little old lady. Everymorning he'd step onto his front porch
after her and yell: "There is no Lord!"

Time passed with the two of them carrying on this way every day. One
morning, in the middle of winter, the little old lady stepped onto her
front porch and shouted: "Praise the Lord! Please Lord, I have no food
and I am starving, provide for me, oh Lord!

The next morning she stepped onto her porch and there were two huge bags
of groceries sitting there. "Praise the Lord!" She cried out. "He Has
provided groceries for me!"

The atheist neighbor jumped out of the hedges and shouted: "There is no
Lord. I bought those groceries!!"

The little old lady threw her arms into the air and shouted: "Praise the
Lord! He has provided me with groceries and made the devil pay for them! :woohoo:
 

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:lol:
 

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she lived next to me when i was a kid.. HAHA
 

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Ooh, I want some free groceries left on my doorstep! :lol:

Colleen said:
:D

I just love the little peace sign guy... :peace: :woohoo: :peace:
Me too.....major props to the person that discovered that smilie....oh,..... :blush:
 

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Dasha said:
Colleen said:
:D

I just love the little peace sign guy... :peace: :woohoo: :peace:
Me too.....major props to the person that discovered that smilie....oh,..... :blush:
:hi:
Thank you, Dasha !! :beer: :heart: :beer:

:peace: :woohoo: :peace: :thumb: :) ;)
 
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