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The Sensitive Man

A woman meets a man in a bar.

They talk; they connect; they end

up leaving together.

They get back to his place,

and as he shows her around his

apartment.

She notices that one wall of his

bedroom is completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears.

There are three shelves in the

bedroom, with hundreds and hundreds of cute, cuddly teddy bears carefully placed in rows, covering the entire wall!

It was obvious that he had taken

quite some time to lovingly arrange them and she was immediately touched

by the amount of thought he had

put into organizing the display.

There were small bears all along

the bottom shelf,

medium-sized bears covering the

length of the middle shelf,

and huge, enormous bears running

all the way along the top shelf.

She found it strange for an obviously masculine guy to have such a large collection of Teddy Bears, but

she is quite impressed by his

sensitive side.

She doesn't mention this to him though.

They share a bottle of wine and

continue talking and, after awhile, she finds herself thinking,

'Oh my God! Maybe, this guy

could be the one!

Maybe he could be the future

father of my children?'

She turns to him and kisses him

lightly on the lips.

He responds warmly.

They continue to kiss, the passion builds, and he romantically lifts her in

his arms and carries her into his bedroom, where they rip off each other's clothes and make hot, steamy love.

She is so overwhelmed that she

responds with more passion,

more creativity, more heat than she

has ever known.

After an intense, explosive night of raw passion with this sensitive guy, they are lying there together in the afterglow.

The woman rolls over, gently

strokes his chest and asks coyly,

'Well,how was it?'

The guy gently smiles at her,

strokes her cheek,

looks deeply into her eyes,

and says:

'Help yourself to any prize

from the middle shelf'
 

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:lol: :lol:
 

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:lol: :hyst: :clap:
 

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I really am lol right now!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
Awesome!!! :thumb: :thumb:
 

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DING DING DING!
We have a WINNER!
That's hilarious!
 
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