A man and his wife had been having marital problems for weeks. One evening, they were in a huge fight and the man got so furious that he eventually just walked out to go to the bar. He came back several hours later with a sheep under his arm. he then commented
" See, Honey, this is the pig i sleep with when you're not around"
"you idiot, that's a sheep not a pig!" replied the wife
the man looked at the wife and said" Shut up! I wasn't talking to you!"
" See, Honey, this is the pig i sleep with when you're not around"
"you idiot, that's a sheep not a pig!" replied the wife
the man looked at the wife and said" Shut up! I wasn't talking to you!"
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