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Two Navy Chiefs are getting blind drunk at the Club when suddenly one of 'em throws up all over himself.

"Holy crap, now my wife will kill me!"

The other chief says, "Don't worry. Just tuck a twenty in your breast pocket and tell your wife that someone threw up on you and gave you twenty dollars to have it dry-cleaned."

So they stay for another couple of hours and get even drunker. Eventually they stumble out and go home and this chief's wife starts to chew him out royally.

"You reek of alcohol and you've vomited all over yourself! My God, you're disgusting!"

Speaking very carefully so as not to slur his words, the chief says, "Now way a mint, I can splain everthin. Ish snot wha chew think. I only had a cupla drrrinks. But thish damn Marine ga s-sick on me. He had one too many and he juss koudin hold hizz liquor He said hes was verrry sorry an' gave me twennie bucks for the cleaning bill!

His wife looks in the breast pocket and says, "But this is forty bucks.'

Oh, yeah, I almos' fergot, he shhh*t in my pants, too.
 

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:lol: If they were Sergeants Major in the Army they would have gone to the nearest car wash... (how do I know this?.. did it...)
 
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