[Scooter Scott]

Tornado/Flooding Survival Kit

Toilet Paper........................................check

Bud Light...........................................check

Keystone Ice........................................check

Budweiser........................................check

Red Dog.............................................check

Misc. other bottles of alcohol......................check

Piece of plywood to float your old lady and booze on ....... check

God love dem red necks!

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[jpark]

:hyst: :clap:

If they're that wasted, how did they manage to even think about finding a piece of wood to use as a floatation device?

:shrug: :doh: :wacko:

 

[Bilbo]

:hyst: :clap:

If they're that wasted, how did they manage to even think about finding a piece of wood to use as a floatation device?

:shrug: :doh: :wacko:

I think that they are wasted or they wouldn't have forgotten these:

 

[jpark]

:hyst: :clap:

 

[jonas1022]

For sure he isn't a bass fisherman. He'd have hisself an aluminum boat...

 

[MadMax]

For sure he isn't a bass fisherman. He'd have hisself an aluminum boat...

If he had hisself a Bass fishin' boat. The b**** would be in the water and they be more beer.

 

[Bilbo]

For sure he isn't a bass fisherman. He'd have hisself an aluminum boat...

If he had hisself a Bass fishin' boat. The b**** would be in the water and they be more beer.

Did Somebody say, more beer!!! :rockon:
Time to pop another top on a cold one......pFfffft!!!! :beer: opcorn: :beer:

 

[jpark]

:lol: :clap:

:beer:

 

[Bilbo]

step off the lawn mower!!!
:shades:

You might be a ******* if.......

"You got stopped by a state trooper.
He asked you if you had an I.D.
And you said, 'Bout What?'"

 

[jpark]

:hyst: :clap:

If he knew his rights, why was he drinking on a public road while riding a lawn mower? I was :hyst: when he tossed the can!

:hyst:

Paging Darwin, party of one...

 

[MadMax]

step off the lawn mower!!!
:shades:

You might be a ******* if.......

"You got stopped by a state trooper.
He asked you if you had an I.D.
And you said, 'Bout What?'"

:hyst: That happens around here all the time. The classy ones get busted driving their golfcarts drunk.

 

[MadMax]

What's the difference between a tornado and a country & western song?...I dunno, but someone's going to lose a trailer.

 

[stone]

They showed a film clip on the news, in context of the recent floods. That was a big house floating away in that flood. Correct me if i'm wrong, but i think it was white and appeared to be two storey. Not exactly a tiny cottage but rather a large house.