More powerful than an epilepsy-inducing animated emoticon!
Able to make tall leaps of logic in a single bound!
Look! Up in the thread! It's a bird! It's a plane!
No, it's... SUPER-ROOKIE!!!
Yes, Super-Rookie! Strange visitor from another forum with powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal rookies.
Who can change the course of mighty threads... bend keyboards with his bare hands... and, disguised as J. A. Boyd, mild-mannered server administrator and Ford Escape driver, fights a never-ending battle for truth, justice, and the Newbie Way!