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Two brooms were hanging in the closet, and after a while they got to know each other so well they decided to get married.

One broom was, of course, the bride-broom, the other the groom- broom.

The bride-broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom-broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely.

After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, 'I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!'

'IMPOSSIBLE !' said the groom-broom.

Are you ready for this?
Brace yourself -- this is going to hurt!!!!!!

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'WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!' :lol:

Oh for god sake...Laugh, or at least groan.
Life's too short not to enjoy...Even these silly...little cute...And clean jokes!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sounds to me like she's...been...sweeping around!!! :lol: :D
 

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Sounds like he swept her off her feet! :lol: :D :peace:
 

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Hope the groom broom isn't a stick in the mud. :lol:
 

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Now they need to make sure that a Swiffer doesn't ruin their lives.


:lol:
 

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Ooh, that'd make one of 'em bristle!!! :lol:
 

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:lol: What a sweeping sensation...... :hyst:
 

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I wonder if they had Champagne at the reception, or just something with a little Swepervesence.
 

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I think this thread needs to be swept under the carpet. :lol: :lol: :lol:
 

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I wander what they drive around in? Broomescape? Or maybe a witches broom, and when they overtake each other it is Brooom! Brooom! :)
 
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