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The FBI had an opening for an assassin.

After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there
were 3 finalists; two men and a woman.

For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal
door and handed him a gun. 'We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances.
Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair . . . Kill her!!'
The man said, 'You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife.'
The agent said, 'Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your
wife and go home.'

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went
into the room. All was quiet for a bout 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, 'I tried, but I can't kill my wife.'
The agent said, 'You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.'

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions,
to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were
heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on
the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly
and there stood the woman, wiping the sweat from her brow.

'This gun is loaded with blanks', she said. 'I had to beat him to death
with the chair.'

MORAL:

Women are crazy. Don't mess with them
 

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:hyst: :clap:

This is why I never say anything nasty about Dasha. And if she's carrying out instructions, I leave the area. Fast.

:bill:
 

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jpark said:
:hyst: :clap:

This is why I never say anything nasty about Dasha. And if she's carrying out instructions, I leave the area. Fast.

:bill:
The "weapon" she'd use to "kill" you wouldn't have anything to do with a gun. :drool: ;)
 

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jonas1022 said:
Women are crazy. Don't mess with them
Especially TEXAS women!! :box:
 

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