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Why do welsh horses run so fast?

Because they have seen what the farmers do to the sheep! :)
 

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:shock: :doh:
 

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A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the crotch.

Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground. When he finally gets himself to
the doctor, he says, " How bad is it doc? I'm going on my honeymoon next
week and my fiancée is still a virgin in every way."

The doc said, "I'll have to put your ##### in a splint to let it heal and
keep it straight. It should be okay next week."

So he took four tongue depressors and formed a neat little four-sided
bandage, and wired it all together; an impressive work of art.

The guy mentions none of this to his girl, marries, and on his honeymoon
night in the motel room, she rips open her blouse to reveal a gorgeous set of breasts.

This was the first time he had seen them. She says, "You'll be the first,
no one has ever touched these breasts."

she then takes off her panties and says you'll be the first to touch me here.

with that the husband whips down his pants and says, "Look at this, it's still in the CRATE!"
 

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Appo... :lol: Hope he didn't get any splinters. :shock:
 

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Appo said:
with that the husband whips down his pants and says, "Look at this, it's still in the CRATE!"
:hyst: :hyst: :hyst: :hyst:

I died laughing at this!
 
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