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What makes an Ohio Girl different?

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Please feel free to change the states around if you like:


The first man married a woman from KENTUCKY. He told her that she
was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days,
but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes
washed and put away.

The second man married a woman from MICHIGAN . He gave his wife
orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking.
The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it
was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes
were done and there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man married a girl from OHIO. He ordered her to
keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed,
and hot meals on the table for every meal.
He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by
the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a
little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he
could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. He still has
some difficulty when he pees.
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:D :hyst:

my first supervisor was from Ohio, a man but still....
the ppl from that state are, well, lol.

he was weird to say the least lol
Bilbo said:
ltlredscape said:
:D :hyst:

my first supervisor was from Ohio, a man but still....
the ppl from that state are.....
:tease: We sure are.
really the guy was, i could write a book on him. i worked with him 230 days a year for 2 years. he could get the job done though...
At first i asked him where he was from (i could tell already he wasnt from Kansas, where i am from) and he stammered:
"None of your business!" I then told him that i was from this town here in Kansas and he finally answered my question saying, "Where the hell do ya think i am from? Kansas? I am from Columbus, Ohio you little pipsqueak!
He was also a communications tech in the Navy during that helped him.
He is like that Drill Sergeant in that GEICO commercial.

thankfully i got a better job...away from him lol.
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