[Dasha]

Seen it too.....but it still cracks me up!

 

[Dasha]

WOMAN'S PRAYER
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who wants to listen all day long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs for more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
and always be my very best friend.
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MAN'S PRAYER
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs
who owns a bar on a golf course, and loves to send
me fishing and hunting.
I know This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a sh*t.

 

[Dasha]

When a man and a women walk down the aisle to get married, They each are thinking of only one thing...

He: "I hope she never changes..."

She: " He'll be perfect, as soon as I "fix" him."

I don't think of it as fixin', just a lil sprucin' up.

 

[Dasha]

That lil violin in there did make me laugh....glad I wasn't drinking something at the time!
But I'm w/Kiki on this...don't wanna see that dumb lil thing hangin' around.

 

[Dasha]

Aww, poor Sasha!!