You see. That violin is nothing but trouble. How about we trash it for good.
I'm still laughing like 5 minutes later. :clap:Dasha said:WOMAN'S PRAYER
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who wants to listen all day long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs for more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
and always be my very best friend.
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs
who owns a bar on a golf course, and loves to send
me fishing and hunting.
I know This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a sh*t.