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A little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his
drink for half an hour when this big trouble making
biker steps next to him, grabs his drink, gulps it
down in one swig and then turns to the guy with a
menacing stare as if to say, 'What'cha gonna do about
it?'

The poor little guy starts crying.

'Come on, man, I was just giving you a hard time,' the
biker says. 'I didn't think you'd CRY. I can't stand
to see a man crying.'

'This is the worst day of my life,' says the little
guy between sobs. 'I can't do anything right. I
overslept and was late to an important meeting, so my
boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found
my car was stolen and I don't have any insurance. I
left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife
in bed with the gardener and my dog bit me. So I came
to this bar trying to work up the courage to put an
end to my life, and then you show up and drink the
damn poison.'

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Eww, That should replace the "skull and crossbones" as the international symbol for poison.
 
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