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how to impress women: compliment her, kiss her, caress her, love her, comfort her, protect her, hold her, spend money on her, wine and dine her her, listen to her, stand by her, support her, go to the ends of the earth for her.

how to impress a man: show up naked, bring beer. :D
 

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abide01 said:
how to impress women: compliment her, kiss her, caress her, love her, comfort her, protect her, hold her, spend money on her, wine and dine her her, listen to her, stand by her, support her, go to the ends of the earth for her.

how to impress a man: show up naked, bring beer. :D
Screw the beer, have her bring a friend. :whistle:
 

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abide01 said:
how to impress women: compliment her, kiss her, caress her, love her, comfort her, protect her, hold her, spend money on her, wine and dine her her, listen to her, stand by her, support her, go to the ends of the earth for her.

how to impress a man: show up naked, bring beer. :D
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Dasha said:
Yep, you men are so easy! :D
:lol: :D
 

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M1A1D said:
abide01 said:
how to impress women: compliment her, kiss her, caress her, love her, comfort her, protect her, hold her, spend money on her, wine and dine her her, listen to her, stand by her, support her, go to the ends of the earth for her.

how to impress a man: show up naked, bring beer. :D
Screw the beer, have her bring a friend. :whistle:
amen to that, brother. and bring beer. :rockon:
 

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M1A1D said:
abide01 said:
how to impress women: compliment her, kiss her, caress her, love her, comfort her, protect her, hold her, spend money on her, wine and dine her her, listen to her, stand by her, support her, go to the ends of the earth for her.

how to impress a man: show up naked, bring beer. :D
Screw the beer, have her bring a friend. :whistle:
I think you have that a little backwards... :angel:
 

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ROFL!!!! :hyst: :hyst: :hyst:

Jonas, you naughty thing, you!!! :lol:
 

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M1A1D said:
abide01 said:
how to impress women: compliment her, kiss her, caress her, love her, comfort her, protect her, hold her, spend money on her, wine and dine her her, listen to her, stand by her, support her, go to the ends of the earth for her.

how to impress a man: show up naked, bring beer. :D
Screw the beer, have her bring a friend. :whistle:
:lol: ..only if she has a pizza and an opener.
 

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Okay, now you guys are getting too demanding! :D
 

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Only problem is that it be, just a fleeting moment that exquisite sensation. I feel a tad weak after and all i want to do is sleep. :lol: :blush: :whistle: :bust: OOPS! Shall behave now. Well i trust no one is offended, because i wasn't being too specific as in blatant crudeness. :whistle: :angel:

Just squeeeeeze out that whipped cream on to the strawberry. AAAAAH! So relaxing and it's healthy for you. Guaranteed to put a smile upon the countenance! :) :lol: :hyst: :whistle: :shock: :fire:

Where is camus? I was only referring to having dessert. You know as in cream for a topping, in context of the strawberry as a fruit. Do you believe me camus? Of course you do, but then possibly not. :) :lol: :whistle:
 

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Um, I don't believe you, stone!!! :spank: :spank: :spank:

:lol: :D :lol:
 

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Dasha said:
Um, I don't believe you, stone!!! :spank: :spank: :spank:

:lol: :D :lol:
Notice how the ones getting spanked like it? The look like they are in ecstasy.
 
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