light headed > drunk

 

drunk > buzzed

 

Buzzed>looped

 

looped > damaged

 

damaged > wrecked

 

wrecked > wasted

 

damaged > goods

 

Goods>services

 

services > products

 

products > supply

 

supply > demand

 

demand > da man

 

da man > jp

 

JP > President!

 

president > dictator

I called off my campaign. I found out that it would cost more than $134.

:bill:

 

dictator> ruler

 

ruler > inches

 

inches/feets

 

feets > feats

 

feats > meats

I'm hungry :bill:

 

meats > treats

I'm starving.

 

treats > candy

 

Candy's dandy/but liquor's quicker

 

Liquers Quicker>Hang Over :happy: :cheers: :cheers:

 

hang over > headache