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SIGNS YOU'RE DRINKING TOO MUCH COFFEE
~ Starbucks is accepting bids for a franchise located in your house.

~ The National Bank of Columbia has offered you a Platinum Visa card with zero percent interest.

~ Folgers has offered you a "distributors" franchise for your block.

~ Your co-workers are getting rich buying stock in companies that manufacture foam coffee cups.

~ You just went to the store and bought ten cases of non-diary creamer "to get you through the week."

~ Those strange footprints in the ceiling of your office.

~ You haven't slept in a week and no one notices, not even you.

~ You find yourself sneezing Folger's Crystals.

~ Juan Valdez starts sending you hand-written Thank You notes.

~ You eat garlic to overcome coffee breath.

~ Your dentist upgrades to a belt sander.

~ Alvin & the Chipmunks start to sound like Barry White.

~ Auctioneers begin to make sense.

And the number 1 Sign You've Had Too Much Coffee...
~ YYoouu ssttaarrtt ttyyppiinng lliikkee tthhiiss..
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I need another cup of coffee... :bill:
 

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jonas1022 said:
SIGNS YOU'RE DRINKING TOO MUCH COFFEE
~ Starbucks is accepting bids for a franchise located in your house.

~ The National Bank of ColOmbia has offered you a Platinum Visa card with zero percent interest.

~ Folgers has offered you a "distributors" franchise for your block.

~ Your co-workers are getting rich buying stock in companies that manufacture foam coffee cups.

~ You just went to the store and bought ten cases of non-diary creamer "to get you through the week."

~ Those strange footprints in the ceiling of your office.

~ You haven't slept in a week and no one notices, not even you.

~ You find yourself sneezing Folger's Crystals.

~ Juan Valdez starts sending you hand-written Thank You notes.

~ You eat garlic to overcome coffee breath.

~ Your dentist upgrades to a belt sander.

~ Alvin & the Chipmunks start to sound like Barry White.

~ Auctioneers begin to make sense.

And the number 1 Sign You've Had Too Much Coffee...
~ YYoouu ssttaarrtt ttyyppiinng lliikkee tthhiiss..
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:lol: :lol: I know a few ppl around here that fit that description... :lol: :lol:
 

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So do I!!!!!!!!!!!!! :heart:
 

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Nope, besides the escape the best creation ever is a Double whopper!

The irony is that Im a Colombian who truly dislike the coffee... :D

I tend to prefer Tea, but normally i don't drink anything hot.

BTW...i dont like chocolates..nor sweets for that matter :blush:
 

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I have to find one of those coffee cups.

:bill:
 

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jpark said:
I have to find one of those coffee cups.

:bill:
:thumb: :D

I don't know if that would work for you though, JP!
You are probably the life of the office :lol: Your absence would definitely be noticed. :D I think it's gonna take more than a heated cup of coffee. :lol:
 

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When I am angry I have an eye twitch that almost looks like I am winking. When I have my normal intake of coffee (two pots by 9 AM) I have the same eye twitch. Strangely enough not many people at work talk to me before noon.... I have no idea why... :bill:
 

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jonas1022 said:
SIGNS YOU'RE DRINKING TOO MUCH COFFEE
~ Auctioneers begin to make sense.
:lol: :hyst: :clap:
 

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Thanks for the video JPark.
I hit the pause button, for the blue bikini lady. :shades: :drool: :thumb: :clap: :lol:
 
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