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Postby jim_87 - October 7th, 2011, 3:26 pm

a blonde and a brunnette are driving through the mountains in a sports car, after a while, the brunnette who is driving noticies some lights behind her, which seem to be flashing. The brunette asks the blonde, "is there a police car following us?", the blonde replies "yes,no,yes,no,yes,no".
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Re: Blonde Joke

Postby Charles - October 7th, 2011, 3:28 pm

+1 for the new guy!!!!!!! :thumb:
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Re: Blonde Joke

Postby ScubaBrett22 - October 7th, 2011, 3:28 pm

jim_87 wrote:a blonde and a brunnette are driving through the mountains in a sports car, after a while, the brunnette who is driving noticies some lights behind her, which seem to be flashing. The brunette asks the blonde, "is there a police car following us?", the blonde replies "yes,no,yes,no,yes,no".


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Re: Blonde Joke

Postby jbone2470 - October 7th, 2011, 6:40 pm

LAme..Where's the thumbs down emoticon..... :shrug:
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Re: Blonde Joke

Postby jbone2470 - October 7th, 2011, 6:45 pm

Blonde Logic
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels....."duh".....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!

March - Got excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!"

April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!

May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!

June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

August - Got locked out of car in rain storm.....car swamped, because top was down.

September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???

October - Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.

November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!

December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the phone!!!

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Re: Blonde Joke

Postby Colleen - October 7th, 2011, 6:46 pm

:lol: :thumb:
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Re: Blonde Joke

Postby Dasha - October 7th, 2011, 7:52 pm

:D
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Re: Blonde Joke

Postby FRENCHY - October 8th, 2011, 7:58 am

:thumb:

Note: The wife is blonde

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Re: Blonde Joke

Postby Dasha - October 8th, 2011, 9:29 am

frenchcanadian wrote::thumb:

Note: The wife is blonde

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Re: Blonde Joke

Postby Eryx-The-Escape - October 8th, 2011, 12:53 pm

:lol: :lol:
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