it. It stems from spending long periods of time at sea on ships with a bunch of dudes......Blonde Joke
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Re: Blonde Joke
by jkdubz - October 25th, 2011, 10:37 pm
Hahaha, nice. I got blonde jokes as well, but this is a clean forum so I must it. It stems from spending long periods of time at sea on ships with a bunch of dudes......
it. It stems from spending long periods of time at sea on ships with a bunch of dudes......Garage
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Re: Blonde Joke
by Skywoulf - May 22nd, 2017, 1:10 am
blond walks into a bank and tells the loan officer she wants a $500 loan.
(BW=Blond woman, BO=loan officer)
BO: what will you use for collateral?
BW: how about my Bentley?
BO: ok, that will do.
the blond then leaves for vacation in the Bahamas for two weeks. the bank does a background check on the blond and discovers she is one of the richest women in the country. when she returns....
BW: I would like to repay my loan now
BO: that will be $502.28. by the way, my fellows here at the bank wanted to know why you used a $500k Bentley to secure a $500 loan?
BW: do you know of another place I could park my car for two weeks for $2.28 and have it still be there when I got back?
===> Smart Blond!
(BW=Blond woman, BO=loan officer)
BO: what will you use for collateral?
BW: how about my Bentley?
BO: ok, that will do.
the blond then leaves for vacation in the Bahamas for two weeks. the bank does a background check on the blond and discovers she is one of the richest women in the country. when she returns....
BW: I would like to repay my loan now
BO: that will be $502.28. by the way, my fellows here at the bank wanted to know why you used a $500k Bentley to secure a $500 loan?
BW: do you know of another place I could park my car for two weeks for $2.28 and have it still be there when I got back?
===> Smart Blond!
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Re: Blonde Joke
by MadMax - May 22nd, 2017, 2:11 am
This was the first "smart blond" joke I ever heard
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Re: Blonde Joke
by rfruth - May 22nd, 2017, 4:22 pm
Q how do you keep a blonde around the house
A put a circle in the driveway
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Re: Blonde Joke
by Skywoulf - May 22nd, 2017, 5:15 pm
blond was driving down the road in a red convertible listening to the radio, the DJ was spinning off blond joke after joke and the blond was getting pretty upset by this time.
as she was driving she happened to spot a blond in a Wheatfield in a rowboat rowing like mad.
she pulls over and yells at the blond in the boat....
"You know it is blonds like you that give the rest of us a bad name, and if I could swim I would come over there and give you a piece of my mind!"
as she was driving she happened to spot a blond in a Wheatfield in a rowboat rowing like mad.
she pulls over and yells at the blond in the boat....
"You know it is blonds like you that give the rest of us a bad name, and if I could swim I would come over there and give you a piece of my mind!"
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