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funny but not funny

Postby The Haverstraw Man - December 9th, 2014, 4:47 pm

A friend of mine was going through a bad breakup with his girl friend and finally ended with this.......She called him to come over to her place for one more attemt to reconcile. She met him at the curb and opened the door to his E..........she said "you are stilll an A.H. and had stashed an open quart can of bright pink latex paint next to her.....yep........she splashed the whole quart of paint all over the inside of his black interior............................aparently the break up was final.
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Re: funny but not funny

Postby RobtRoma - December 9th, 2014, 7:12 pm

That's just wrong... and I'm sure she's going to end up paying for it one way or another. Judge Judy anyone?
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Re: funny but not funny

Postby The Haverstraw Man - December 10th, 2014, 7:57 am

I agree with you but as he was explaining what happened and as I looked at his interior I had to really control myself from bursting out laughing. Like I said funny but not funny.
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Re: funny but not funny

Postby The Haverstraw Man - August 16th, 2019, 8:43 pm

After all this time my friend still owns the E but you can still see some pink paint here and there...still makes me laugh.
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Re: funny but not funny

Postby MadMax - August 17th, 2019, 9:36 am

The pink paint should be a constant reminder how lucky he is to not still have the girlfriend

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Re: funny but not funny

Postby The Haverstraw Man - September 2nd, 2020, 8:19 pm

Just go to show you if your break up with someone do not go back.
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