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Re: One liners

Postby MadMax - June 5th, 2015, 10:39 am

These are all so good...

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Re: One liners

Postby Tuckerzdad - June 21st, 2015, 1:05 am

I was digging a hole in my backyard when I found a box filled with gold coins. In my excitement I ran back in the house to tell my wife when I remembered why I was digging a hole. :doh:
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Re: One liners

Postby AhuraMazda04 - June 30th, 2015, 2:03 pm

Tuckerzdad wrote:I was digging a hole in my backyard when I found a box filled with gold coins. In my excitement I ran back in the house to tell my wife when I remembered why I was digging a hole. :doh:


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Re: One liners

Postby Jcup - July 24th, 2015, 3:40 pm

Some of the most well adjusted people I know are chiropractors and their families
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Re: One liners

Postby MadMax - July 24th, 2015, 5:34 pm

Jokes.............................
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.................. are so funny :roll:
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Re: One liners

Postby escapetooregon - September 30th, 2015, 3:54 am

I had a parrot, and it talked, but it did not say I am hungry, so it died.
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Re: One liners

Postby JustPlaneChris - September 30th, 2015, 9:31 am

A dyslexic man walks into a bra....
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Re: One liners

Postby MissMontana - October 5th, 2015, 1:22 pm

It's definitely not my sense of humor but this with parrot was quite good :D
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