A husband comes home and ecstatically yells "honey, I won the lotto! Hurry and pack!"
The wife replies "OMG! Should I pack for summer or winter weather?"
..."I don't care, just hurry up and get out!"
Husband won the lotto
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Husband won the lotto
by AmericanPride - January 14th, 2016, 2:00 am
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Re: Husband won the lotto
by MadMax - January 14th, 2016, 2:29 am
..."I don't care, just hurry up and get out!"
She leaves taking half his winnings, Surprise! Community property, joke's on you
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Re: Husband won the lotto
by Radio Flyer - January 19th, 2016, 12:15 am
I heard it like this...
Husband comes home and asks his wife what she would do if they won the lottery.
She replied "I'd take half and leave you in a heartbeat".
He responded, "good, here's your dollar, now get out"
Husband comes home and asks his wife what she would do if they won the lottery.
She replied "I'd take half and leave you in a heartbeat".
He responded, "good, here's your dollar, now get out"
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Re: Husband won the lotto
by AmericanPride - January 19th, 2016, 12:48 am
Lol
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Re: Husband won the lotto
by MadMax - January 19th, 2016, 2:56 am
Way funnier 
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