Memphis Belle movie Joke

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Memphis Belle movie Joke

Postby jim_87 - June 29th, 2017, 10:04 am

Anyway... a plane gets shot down.
This guy bails out. The Gestapo
gets him. His leg's broken and
they have to amputate.

He says, 'Do me a favor. After
you cut it off, give it to one of
your pilots and have him drop it
over my base in England.' So they
do it.

A week later they have to take off
the guy's other leg. Same thing.
'Could you have someone drop it
over my base in England?' And
they do it.

Next week, they've got to cut off
his arm. He asks them again,
'Could you please have someone
drop it over my base in England?'
This time they say,
'Nein. Zis ve can't do anymore.'

The guy says, 'Why not?' And they
'Ve sink you're trying to escape!'

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Re: Memphis Belle movie Joke

Postby MadMax - June 30th, 2017, 7:59 am

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